Meet Mr. Vaseline Man

Annals of the Bizarre

Yeah, you've been reading SND! and you're pretty hip to the weirdness and wonderfulness of the world of sex. But here's one fetish you probably haven't heard about. Vaseline. And no, not the way you think. Cops in upstate New York busted 44-year old Robert Chamberlain for felony criminal mischief. Mr. Chamberlain, it turns out, has a thing for Vaseline -- meaning slathering it on himself, and everything in the room. Unfortunately for him, the room happened to be a Motel 6 room and the owners didn't appreciate the work. The cops discovered 14 empty containers of Vaseline, drug paraphernalia, cocaine residue, and porno magazines in the trash, which were also covered with Vaseline. Then they tracked the Slippery One to an Econo Lodge, where they arrested him "smeared from head to foot with Vaseline."
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source: Thesmokinggun.com

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