Maxi Mounds and The Strippers Life

Maxi, the Amazonian Tit-an of Mega-Boob Olympics fame, has many talents. Now she can add mega-boobed author to her list of credits with her 226 page book called The Maxi Mounds Guide To The World Of Exotic Dancing. Co-written with Maxi’s associate Kama, the book is published by Sexpresse, a company based in Toronto, Canada, one of the cities that Maxi regularly visits for nightclub performances.
The book is divided into several sections. The first part covers the history of female exotic dancing, from the ancient rites and rituals during biblical times in what is now the middle-east, as well as erotic dancing in Africa, Polynesia, Greece, the Roman Empire and other early super-cultures.

This section has an academic, scholarly flavor describing how erotic dancing shifted from religious, sexual and social ceremonies to burlesque and striptease stage entertainment for predominately male audiences and then evolved (or devolved depending upon your point of view) into personalized nut-busting lap dances that are oddly like high school make-out sessions when you really think about it.

The second section describes the current “club culture” within the exotic dancing world. The numerous types of strip clubs, from nude to bikini, are listed, each with their own confusingly different rules according to local and state laws. According to Maxi, there are different types of house girls and there are different types of features. What is a Man-Hater? What is The Star Gazer? Read and find out. Maxi Mounds also offers up a glossary of terms describing the various types of customers that inhabit a club such as Creature Feature or The Floater that’ll have you either groaning or laughing your ass off.

The section that will be of greatest interest to most SCORE guys is Maxi’s personal diary that starts in 1998, when Maxi and her partner Mini were the dance team “Moving Violations.” (Who remembers Maxi’s original stage name? It was Giggles.) Included in this section is a full-length interview with Maxi. While the actual names of the clubs, agents, owners and customers are not mentioned in her journal, those in the know are going to know the clubs and the industry people she writes about. The stereotypical concept of dancers living a life of ease and equally easy money will be shattered quickly as the realities of a dancer’s life on the road are documented month-by-month, year-by-year. Crooked club owners who pull every cheating trick in the book. Stupid, selfish agents. Spiteful customs officers along the U.S.-Canadian border. Dancers who throw temper tantrums. Creepy customers who make the mistake of treating her like a prostitute. Their hotels and dressing rooms are often dirty dumps. They’re robbed of money, vehicles and property. They get caught in police raids on clubs. The constant driving that wears them down. And there is the loneliness of being away from home for extended periods.

Maxi Mounds concludes the book with an essay with the jaw-breaking title, “Why Some Men Like Big-Breasted Women: An Anthropology of Breast Fetishism.” Despite the numerous headaches and the heartaches that constantly impede her forward movement, the reader is left with the clear understanding that Maxi loves her life, her activities and her career, and that she wouldn’t have it any other way. The book is, without a doubt, a labor of love. While Maxi’s book will be sold in stores and by net retailers like Amazon.com, the easiest way to get it is by ordering it directly from the lady herself. This way you can get it autographed. Send $20.00 (postpaid in the United States) to Mounds Productions, P.O. Box 484, Englewood, Florida 34295 or visit MaxiMounds.com to order on-line.

It's high noon in Las Vegas, a week into the year 2003. Maxi Mounds , Kayla Kleevage and Minka , three of the biggest heavyhitters in the mega-boob universe, have just entered the sprawling Sands Expo Center.

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Citations: Scoreland and Voluptuous
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