Friday, June 11

How To Become A Female Stripper.

In a series of installments, we will delve into the secrets of exotic dancers and strippers. Are they born erotic dancers or they become such? Are there any Strippers Schools where to attend and become a professional one? This and more questions will be answered in the next weeks and months.

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Citation: Scoreland.com
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Tools of the Strip Teaste trade.

Other than your body, which we'll get into later, the tools of the trade are clothing, makeup, and shoes. In dancing, as with any other trade, it never pays to buy cheap tools-they don't work well, they break and you'll just have to replace them anyway.

Heels are your first purchase. Minimum height is 3 inches- anything shorter and your gut will stick out and your legs will look like tree trunks. Look for a shoe with a plastic one-piece sole and heel. Shoes with the leather and wood heels are much more elegant but after the second night of dancing on them the heels tend to flex too much and put a lot of stress on your knees and back. Open toes tend to be more comfortable but if you're going to wear them you have to make sure your toenails are painted and trimmed. Putting no-slip rubber pads on the bottom of the shoe is a good idea- it prevents embarrassing falls on slippery stages.

Bottoms come in a few different varieties: choose according to your tastes, club rules, etc. Almost all clubs require thongs. A dancing bottom can be purchased through mail order (see Note 1) or at stores that carry them. Girls who try dancing in underwear or a swimsuit bottom always look tacky. Buy the right kind. Some topless clubs have rules against g-strings (string sides and back) because they tend to not provide enough coverage to comply with local laws.

Some clubs don't care what kind of dress you wear- lots of girls wear neon spandex micro minis etc. Other clubs called "gown clubs" have more strict rules and generally require these sort of slutty evening gowns. These gowns like the bottoms need to be custom made or ordered- nothing from the department store will cut it. One thing that I cannot emphasis enough- NEVER ever wear an asymmetrical dress (hem cut at an angle or one shoulder strap). As most people know, men subconsciously look at certain physical attributes as signs of good genetics and a desirable partner -- boobs, hips etc. They also look for something anthropologists call "Bilateral Symmetry" which means that your arms and legs are the same length, your torso is straight etc. An asymmetrical dress throws this off. It may look nice but you can actually chart the drop in earnings on a night to night basis.

Hair. Neck down it's all gotta go. Leave a little patch on top. Even if you're only dancing topless you have to keep it pretty clear. It looks really gross when little strands of hair stick out from the side of your G-string. Most girls wax but if it's a real problem some girls get electrolysis (ouch either way). I had mine done with a laser with good results. I know a lot of other girls are doing the same these days. Stubble is a definite no-no and shaving several days a week causes irritation and ingrown hair. So I'd stick with wax, laser or electrolysis.

Make up is pretty easy- most girls already know how to do that. Some clubs have their own makeup artists- they generally do a good job but tend to make all the girls look the same. A vital tool of the trade is body makeup. This is used to cover any blemishes that you might have on your body. If your club does a lot of pole or floor work you will need body makeup- This kind of dancing causes a lot of leg bruising.

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Citation: http://www.stripper-faq.org

Thursday, June 10

Meet Mr. Vaseline Man

Annals of the Bizarre

Yeah, you've been reading SND! and you're pretty hip to the weirdness and wonderfulness of the world of sex. But here's one fetish you probably haven't heard about. Vaseline. And no, not the way you think. Cops in upstate New York busted 44-year old Robert Chamberlain for felony criminal mischief. Mr. Chamberlain, it turns out, has a thing for Vaseline -- meaning slathering it on himself, and everything in the room. Unfortunately for him, the room happened to be a Motel 6 room and the owners didn't appreciate the work. The cops discovered 14 empty containers of Vaseline, drug paraphernalia, cocaine residue, and porno magazines in the trash, which were also covered with Vaseline. Then they tracked the Slippery One to an Econo Lodge, where they arrested him "smeared from head to foot with Vaseline."
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source: Thesmokinggun.com

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Crystal Gunns Stripper

I just found this awesome pic of Crystal Gunns doing some choco-dance in a nightclub. Crystal Gunns won the trophy for Miss Erotic Big-Bust back in the days. She remains top among strippers even when she may not travel the circuit anylonger. More photos of Crystal Gunns


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